Somes stupid products...whatever

1)On a blanket from Taiwan
NOT TO BE USED AS PROTECTION FROM A TORNADO.

2)On a helmet mounted mirror used by US cyclists
REMEMBER, OBJECTS IN THE MIRROR ARE ACTUALLY BEHIND YOU.

3)On a New Zealand insect spray
THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS.

4)In some countries, on the bottom of Coke bottles
OPEN OTHER END.

5)On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert
(printed on bottom of the box)
DO NOT TURN UPSIDE DOWN.

6)On an American Airlines packet of nuts
INSTRUCTIONS - OPEN PACKET, EAT NUTS.

7)On a child's superman costume
WEARING OF THIS GARMENT DOES NOT ENABLE YOU TO FLY.

8)On packaging for a Rowenta iron
DO NOT IRON CLOTHES ON BODY.


9)On a Taiwanese shampoo
USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGE.

10)On a bar of Dial soap
DIRECTIONS - USE LIKE REGULAR SOAP

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